There's cold and then there's...

Here's some pictures from my unfathomably cold trip to the North Slope:

-48 was the lowest while I was there, with windchill it was -77!!!!

So. cold. 

There's the breath...

Suiting up.

My room.

Do they make smaller TV's?

Cruise'in around with Jessie.

Jessie needs to get some sun :)

Milne camp cafeteria. Buffet.

Yep, All day and all night.

My personal favorite. Soft serve on demand. With full topping bar. Rainbow sprinkles please!

Dining room.

Milne Camp.

So we don't have an airport at Milne, so you get bused to either Deadhorse (Prudhoe) or to ConocoPhillips Kuparuk camp. Kuparuk is waaaay closer and also has waaaay better food, including this...

Amazing. I didn't even know this existed. The ice cream mix-ins come out in the soft serve ice cream. Mint chocolate chip, no problem. There's a full serve topping bar here also. Whew. Watch your waistline!!! Dangerous.